Wednesday, 9 November 2016

#150+ Funny Christmas Quotes, Wishes, Sayings And Messages

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Funny Christmas Quotes

Wishing You Hit The Jackpot For Fun, Happiness, Health And Wealth This Holiday Season And Throughout The New Year.

If Tonight Some Very Big Fat Man Kidnaps And Throws You In To A Sack, Then Please Stay Calm. Because Many People Would Have Asked Santa For A Sweet Friend Like You. Happy Merry Christmas.

When you’re lonely, I wish you, Love! When you’re down, I wish you, Joy! When you’re troubled, I wish you, Peace! When things seem empty, I wish you Hope! Have a Happy New Year!

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit, So let us drink the spirit to feel love, Merry Christmas to You

Oh My God! Christmas already? Wishing you a train load of good wishes

Santa Claus has the right idea, Visit people once a year, Have Merry Christmas!

Santa won't be coming this year, He died laughing when you said you been a good girl, Merry Christmas

Christmas is the day for blessings and love, So let us do not overload priest Celebrate the Christmas here with party Merry Christmas to you

Short Funny Christmas Quotes

Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!

Christmas is a time for remembering family, Friends and trying to guess everyone's sizes! Have a Merry Christmas!

A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves, They’re always a little short! Merry Christmas!

May on this Christmas, Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness, Fill in your body along with Christmas wine, Merry Christmas to you

Holidays are exhausting. Ho! Ho! Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a Merry Christmas.

Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas

Let us rejoice and enjoy, Has lord has given this day, to drink as much you want, Happy Christmas

Hoping you have a 1000% Awesome Christmas 2017!

Merry Kissmas with lots of hugs.

Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas

Funny Merry Christmas Sayings

Do not expect Santa, They all are Drunk and flat, Merry Christmas without gifts.

I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red!

I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning, Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Have A Merry Christmas!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive

I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you. Have two drinks and look. Merry Christmas

This year you was not good. You was fantastic! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

Christmas time, When people want their pasts forgotten and their presents remembered! Have a Memorable Holiday!

This bright New Year is given to me to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be my highest and my best!

Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas, If he sees you there he may not. So come here and have party with me Merry Christmas to you

It's all fun and games till Santa checks the Naughty List..Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!

Santa won't be coming this year...He died laughing when you said you'd been a good girl. Have a Merry Christmas.

Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

We wish you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. May all your holidays be happy and may you have a year blessed with joy, love, and abundance.

I have Kept some photos in my home. So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speech from the priest Merry Christmas.

How do cats greet each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas 

Santa told me you don't be very good this year, I told him it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

Be on the lookout for jolly, old, fat, white-bearded men bearing gifts.

Christmas is for a priest, He rejoices Again and again while delivering the speech To helpless Church crowd. So let us celebrate the Christmas here Merry Christmas to you

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.

Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic. Have A Merry Christmas!

Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing

They say that Christmas is just around the corner. How can it be when the world is round?

Greetings from the North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!

Watch where you step. Watch where you go. You may end up under the mistletoe.

Anybody know where can I buy love? They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.

Hope your Christmas is out of this world!

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!

Funny Christmas Instagram Caption

Christmas is great but, Everyone’s insane! Going crazy with this funny Christmas game, Wrapping gifts and cooking food And no one has a time or is not in the mood.

Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!

Giving gifts to one another, No one has time for my brother No attention for me at all, I can’t even go to the mall! Christmas morning comes and what do I see

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!

Happy ChristmasTwo things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end, the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Before, children are the carolers. Nowadays, I wonder why streets are a field with adult carolers.

Wishing you a season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!

We wish you and your family and friends a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. May all your holidays be happy and may you have a year blessed with joy, love, and abundance.

Mother gives coins to children carolers and gives bills to adult ones. Why is that so? Isn’t it Christmas is for children?

Hey you two over there,  It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We're here to bring you holiday cheer And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Let's welcome the year which is fresh and new, Let's cherish each moment it beholds, Let's celebrate this blissful New year. Merry Christmas


  • I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.


Christmas is like a job: you do all the work but fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!


  • I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every Christmas cardi write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your Christmases be white. Happy Christmas.


Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every Christmas card I write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your Christmases are white. Merry Christmas.

People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.

No Greeting Card To Give. No Sweet Flowers To Send. No Cute Graphics To Forward. Just a loaving heart Saying Merry Christmas

I would say all I want for Christmas is You, But I really would love a new credit card as well!

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Since I brought the presents, I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!

Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.

Hold peace, love, and hope in your heart always and Christmas will bring you what you wish for.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark

I know your family is dysfunctional. Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

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